Love Bites - Play Ball! (Voicemail from your lover)

07:47 Voicemail Mar 07, 2021 8 comments 3355 697

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Okay, okay, I know I got a bit carried away on that last voicemail message I left you while you were supposed to be working...

So this time, let me share with you my love of sports! You have no idea how much I love ball sports!

Other audios in series Love Bites


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  • ArthurWynne on 2021-03-16 23:49:50 (UTC)

    I’m in awe with your delicious word play! The puns! The innuendo! This is why I love you, Eve! You’re a woman with the most exquisite sense of humour. I don’t know whether to laugh or fap. Ha! But all I’ll say is the balls in your court. 😜

    • A Eve on 2021-03-21 16:22:37 (UTC)

      haha I hope you laugh and fap...

  • MadWithLust on 2021-03-11 13:45:17 (UTC)

    OMG, you are the best! I should have known you were a huge fan of "ball sports"! But I don't know why my pants are suddenly too tight and why I can't keep my hands off my "stick" to practice my handling, high...low...high...low.... :P

    While we're talking about stuff we like doing...I really like climbing hills. When I get to the top, I like to kiss the ground like the Pope. And if there are two hills, I have to climb both of them! Tracing those lovely soft, gentle curves, I mean, they are just the stuff of fantasies...I mean, fantastic landscapes.

    Even if they aren't hills, if they are more like mounds, I like those too! A good mound, like in baseball, a fine ball sport, is just such a treat! Especially if it's a secret mound, it's like you check under the hood and there's a sparkling, glistening engine, I mean I just want to reach out and touch it. Gently of course. There's something about it, I can't find the words, it's on the tip of my tongue... :P

    • A Eve on 2021-03-21 16:21:39 (UTC)

      haha I love those innuendos :P

  • betterthanusual on 2021-03-08 08:42:30 (UTC)

    Thank you Eve! This was so much fun! You did such a good job! You were such a master at this medium it is easy to take you for granted! God damn you’re good!

    • A Eve on 2021-03-21 16:21:22 (UTC)

      Wow, thank you for the awesome compliment! xox

  • SamuelXD on 2021-03-07 21:10:40 (UTC)

    I'd be remiss if I didn't said I miss the innuendos. They brought your teasing to another level. I feel you're very skilled at ball sports and I would love for you to display them. I'm not sure if I have a hockey stick or a baseball bat, but I would also love for you to display your handling skills 😊

    • A Eve on 2021-03-21 16:21:06 (UTC)

      haha this was so innuendo heavy, wasn't it? That's what you get for a Love Bites audio - a little bit of sass with your spice :P