Love Bites: I Didn't Buy *You* a Gift Today...
Okay, so I know we promised we were going to be all Scroogey this year and not buy each other gifts. So I'm leaving you this message to let you know I did not buy you something today. I did not. It's not for you. Seriously.
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Car54whereartthou on 2025-12-07 08:35:48 (UTC) (edited)
Oh, I believe you, I do, I really believe you, cause there is no way you would break our promise, right? So, in all fairness, I think I should not buy something for you, so if I do happen to buy some thingy at the 'toy' store, it's definitely.not for you, ok!!! And if it happens to get left on my night stand when I leave for work, don't be trying to see what it does, cause it might be connected to the remote I happen to have with me so I know if there is unauthorized use and I might have to turn it on and I don't know what the consequences might be before I get home to save you from any unexpected overheating....so use caution!!! 😧😦😮😯😲😵💫 (Wow, this is the hottest little love bite, so perfect in the humerous setup, and then the excited whispers to describe perfectly in sizzling detail how erotic these two amazing items are, enhancing your already hot bod)
OnAirLoveAffair on 2025-12-07 14:41:25 (UTC)
I’m not a musician, but I do deeply enjoy music. As I listened to this audio, I was imagining that the character speaking was an acoustic guitar, and she had a fresh set of strings installed, ones that she couldn’t wait to have plucked by her deserving and creative musician.
Besides, a confident woman wearing delicate lingerie that makes her feel sexy is... literally, awesome.
Your mix of “coupling sexuality” with wit and humor in freestyles like this one always tugs a wry smile on my face.