The XXX-Philes Sex Quiz Show: Episode 5: Masturbation

44:18 The XXX-Philes Nov 03, 2018 17 comments 12141 1057

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We're back with more fun facts and titillating trivia, this time all about...masturbation!

Join me and my guests /u/sweetcarolinekisses and /u/brainybabe for another episode, test your wits and rack your brains, see if you can outwit us and hit that buzzer before we do!

Hand out of your pants, troops! Let the game begin...


The Manipulator

It was a tedious job, but someone had to do it...

Technique is everything, doctor

Doctors haven't learned much, apparently - there is no bone in the human penis


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  • Car54whereartthou on 2023-05-18 08:09:04 (UTC)

    Even though I am a late arrival to the treasures of this lovely Garden, in this case enjoying material that is a few years in the past, this series is hilarious and enjoyable! However, I feel I should offer some updated information about the Masturbation episode, to wit there is potential harm to extended male self loving if the activity involves maintaining an erection for more than about 4 hours. Because holding the blood stagnant, so to speak, in the erectile tissue will result in loss of oxygen to the tissue and tissue damage which may be permanent. This condition is called priapism. I experienced the onset of priapism on one occasion and my erection was not subsiding even though I was no longer providing stimulation. It was a very odd feeling and quite frightening. Fortunately it subsided within another hour and does not seem to have left any permanent damage. A warning about this is disclaimer on all ED drug supplement advertising now.

    • A Eve on 2023-05-27 12:10:05 (UTC)

      Excellent point - it's no joke if an erection lasts more than 4 hours, it's Emergency Room time if it does.

  • AuthorMorgan25 on 2018-11-14 19:47:52 (UTC)

    Jesus Christ, how come when it's always all female and the topic of the female orgasm or female sexuality comes up, it's condescending and patronizing. Not just here, but ANYTIME ANYWHERE it's brought up, why is there this fucking condescending tone or attitude with it? There's always a blatant or subtle patronizing "pay attention MEN" quote or tone. This shit doesn't make men pay attention (expect the weak-willed ones), it makes them ignore you.

  • MadWithLust on 2018-11-09 11:52:41 (UTC)

    What a fun episode! I'm so honoured to be listening to the real winner of the longest "Flick the bean" record!

    If only the same tricks would work for guys, then maybe I could get some pointers...I just found out I've been "gooning" every time I'm listening to an Eve audio... ;D

    P.S. Of course there's a bone in the penis...that's why they call it a boner! /s :P

    • A Eve on 2018-11-09 20:56:01 (UTC)

      hahaha I know! Isn't that awesome! She's the world record holder as far as I can tell!

      haha yes, I thought some guys might have realized how much gooning they've been doing :P

      Right! How could I be so wrong! :P

  • StrayThoughts on 2018-11-08 01:19:14 (UTC)

    (Looks at photo of The Manipulator) Yikes. Now all I can think about is Todd's horrifying sex robot from Bojack Horseman..

    Love this series. You guys seem to be having a lot of fun recording it, too. Looking forward to the next installment!

    • A Eve on 2018-11-09 20:54:58 (UTC)

      hahaha absolutely! We always have so much fun doing these, it's a real joy.

  • Matthew on 2018-11-06 22:49:55 (UTC)

    Miss Eve another triumph I thoroughly enjoyed this one such a great topic for discussion, Its hard to believe that masturbation will prevent prostate cancer so self love is healthy exercise in moderation of course , anyway thank you so much it was such a laugh 😂 One though Miss Eve are you gonna get a fuck machine but watch out for the creepy guy 🤣

    • A Eve on 2018-11-09 20:54:34 (UTC)

      haha I don't think a fuck machine is in my future, it's not really my thing! But I hope brainy babe gets one :P

  • CharlieRomeoLima on 2018-11-06 06:57:46 (UTC)

    Wow, all the curious facts you ladies bring to our attention! Between the examples of Kellogg's/Graham, the anti-hysteria doctors and The Manipulator, it is not a mental stretch to see how unhealthy the repression of sexuality is, certainly when taken to Victorian extremes. I also read that they used to clinically term the female orgasm a 'hysterical paroxysm' and that the 'water cure' was another method of inducing these episodes.

    Coincidentally I'm in the middle of exploring a huge 1868 London in a computer game. The factories, dirty chimneys, steam-driven machines and locomotives, child labour, top hats, petticoats, coal piles, iconic buildings like Big Ben, St. Paul's and Buckingham are all there. So far it's ahistorically scrubbed clean of bawdy sex workers, although this class of working women may feature in an add-on about Jack the Ripper. Will be interesting to see how they are portrayed.

    • A Eve on 2018-11-09 20:54:08 (UTC)

      I heard some doctors believed the reason women were so irrational and emotional was because, when not pregnant, our uteri go wandering around our body, and only 'paroxysms' restore them to their rightful place.

      Uh huh.

      I hope you had fun in Victorian London :)

  • SamuelXD on 2018-11-04 04:11:48 (UTC)

    From what I remember in human sexuality class, apparently, corn flakes (created by John Harvey Kellog) & graham crackers were initially created to reduce masturbation and not having excessive sex; basically not getting horny.... I know, I didn't believe it either the first time.

    • A Eve on 2018-11-09 20:52:47 (UTC)

      it boggles the mind, doesn't it? o_O

  • cubastank on 2018-11-04 00:03:37 (UTC)

    These episodes are very enjoyable! Thanks for these!

    • A Eve on 2018-11-09 20:52:32 (UTC)

      My pleasure!

  • FallenKnight71 on 2018-11-03 19:51:19 (UTC)

    M'Lady Eve, That episode sounded like great fun. You ladies were wonderful. Put a smile on my face. :)

    • A Eve on 2018-11-09 20:52:24 (UTC)

      Thank you Sir Knight! I'm glad you enjoyed it, we certainly had a ton of fun xox