'Twas the Fuck Before Christmas...

03:57 christmas Dec 14, 2016 14 comments 5596 969

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My take on that classic Christmas poem... :P


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  • MadWithLust on 2018-12-24 19:46:06 (UTC)

    'Tis the season to get my annual "What the fuckus?"

    Merry Christmas, Eve! I hope Santa gives you all the wonderful joy and laughter and sweetness and bed-rocking that you wished for! :P

    • A Eve on 2018-12-27 17:09:45 (UTC)

      haha thank you MWL! Same to you!

  • Rec2299 on 2016-12-16 22:22:30 (UTC)

    Broke the bed? That's gonna be an expensive lay, better ask Santa for a new one next year :P

    • A Eve on 2016-12-17 15:39:20 (UTC)

      haha but soooooo worth it :P

      • Rec2299 on 2016-12-18 19:03:25 (UTC)

        On a related topic


        The amount of information and solutions provided is amazing lol

        • A Eve on 2016-12-19 12:22:18 (UTC)

          hahha I love the can of WD-40 on offer too :P

  • joetinla1967 on 2016-12-15 01:48:12 (UTC)

    Good evening Miss Eve,
    Well if this doesn't put me in the Christmas spirit nothing will, this was great I love your festive sense of humor.
    Thank you.

    • A Eve on 2016-12-15 16:37:05 (UTC)

      You're very welcome, I'm glad you enjoyed it 💋

  • billymacorbuddy on 2016-12-14 22:23:49 (UTC)

    Great, now I have a conga line of dancing cartoon penises stuck in my head.

    • A Eve on 2016-12-15 16:37:28 (UTC)

      haha, sorry about that :P

  • ReidN7 on 2016-12-14 22:22:00 (UTC)

    Hope you have a very Marry Christmas hope Santa brings you something good. As for me you are all I need

    • A Eve on 2016-12-15 16:37:54 (UTC)

      aww, how sweet of you, thank you 💋

  • FrenchBliss on 2016-12-14 18:56:50 (UTC)

    Oh my god I can't stop laughing, that was BRILLIANT Eve!!!! 😂 Saint Dickolas was around that night...

    • A Eve on 2016-12-15 16:38:05 (UTC)

      haha yes he was :P