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First Date with Eve... an audio-within-an-audio adventure

35:11 First Time Together Jul 07, 2016 19 comments 35798 4951

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This is another creative audio, in which I imagined what it would be like if people who went on first dates were actually honest about the gorilla in the room - sex.

Imagine if you could openly discuss your likes and dislikes, what you want, and what your 'skills' are, without having to avoid the subject.

I even suggested a sex resume that we should all bring on dates!

This is kind of an audio-within-an-audio, so I hope you can immerse yourself in the fantasy with me and imagine our first date....

EDIT - here's an awesome comic drawn by my listener Diego J to go along with this


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  • Spartaking71 on 2017-09-11 21:04:05 (UTC)

    Hey eve, just fyi the very good reason people who aren't this honest on first dates..they'd be too exhausted to drive home LOL. This is great fun thanx

    • A Eve on 2017-09-13 21:24:33 (UTC)

      haha I agree! :P and you're very welcome 😘

  • Arcturus on 2017-04-22 04:06:17 (UTC)

    Wow! I can't believe I had not listened to this earlier.

    • A Eve on 2017-04-23 18:08:41 (UTC)

      haha I have a lot of hidden gems...

  • MadWithLust on 2016-07-10 16:08:02 (UTC)

    Wow, such an impressive sex resume! You "blew" the interview and you totally got the (blow)job!

    I love the friends-to-lovers angle and the way you talk about your "kink" of passion...my jaw dropped (and my pants got tight :P) at the thought of passion worthy of calling the cops!
    Talk about breaking the ice! What a wonderful first date! It was my pleasure!!!

    P.S. I love the name in the resume..."Ms. Eve S. Garden" The question is....what is the "S"? "Sexy", "Seductive", "Sensual"...? :P

    • A Eve on 2016-07-11 10:54:13 (UTC)

      haha maybe I'm like Harry S Truman, it's just S, because there are so many words it could be :D

      Thanks MWL, I'm so glad you liked it! ❤️

  • cubastank on 2016-07-09 19:07:20 (UTC)

    Goddamn! I wish my first date went like that!

    • A Eve on 2016-07-10 11:08:02 (UTC)

      haha me too!

  • YouAreMySunshine on 2016-07-09 04:18:03 (UTC)

    I guess that resume will get zero rejections.....and 100% erections! :3
    Imagining my first ever date with you is nothing short of heavenly. ( I haven't dated yet -__-)
    I do hope I find someone like you though!!❤

    • A Eve on 2016-07-10 11:08:27 (UTC)

      Oh I hope so too! At least someone who's willing to be honest about sex early on.

  • Jandrusel on 2016-07-07 22:45:49 (UTC)

    Sex resumes seems like a great idea. I think yours is quite excellent, but there's no need to be modest about your 'voluptuousness', my dear. The rest of your curriculum also checks out. 'Morning and evening blowjobs' ? Yay!

    Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to write mine. Do silly voice impersonation and making delicious maccaroni count as potential boyfriend skills?

    • A Eve on 2016-07-08 18:03:51 (UTC)

      haha they definitely do!

  • joetinla1967 on 2016-07-07 15:44:03 (UTC) (edited)

    Hello Miss Eve,
    You never cease to amaze, this was great like everything you do, thank you.

    • A Eve on 2016-07-08 18:04:04 (UTC)

      Thank you! 💋

  • LeariWavan on 2016-07-07 12:59:26 (UTC)

    I loved this my Darling Eve. I actually had a Cuddle Buddy application I gave to a friend once. She thought it was cute but oddly never filled it out even though we cuddled alot. You have all the qualities I dream of for a girlfriend. I agree people could be more upfront about that damn Gorilla. Seriously he just sits there looks at you and bares his teeth! Whats that about!

    • A Eve on 2016-07-08 18:04:17 (UTC)

      haha I agree!

  • Fenrir on 2016-07-07 12:45:34 (UTC) (edited)

    Can't wait to listen to this later tonight! Checked out the resume though, you seem to be an excellent candidate for a position that just opened up at my, uh, business I just started...You are too modest though Eve, "somewhat busty"? Deliciously, voluptuously busty seems more appropriate😘

    • A Eve on 2016-07-08 18:04:52 (UTC)

      well, everyone lies on their resume, don't they? :P

    • Fenrir on 2016-07-08 10:50:47 (UTC)

      What a first date! Cute, funny and oh so sensual all at the same time. Loved it!