The XXX- Philes Sex Quiz Show: Episode 1 All Things Penis-y part 1

44:57 The XXX-Philes Apr 25, 2018 12 comments 7427 3170

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Welcome to the inaugural episode of my new sex quiz show series - The XXX-Philes!

This first episode is dedicated to something dear to my heart - All Things Penis-y!

Joining me is special guest, GWA recording artist /u/SweetCarolineKisses for this fun romp through the world of the dick, answering my questions and quizzing me with fascinating questions of her own.

Our next episode will hopefully feature additional guests, all competing for millions of useless points and the pride that comes from knowing a whole lot about vaginas, so stay tuned!


Images, as mentioned:

Kanamara Matsuri 1

Kanamara Matsuri 2

And a bit of background on it - and I misspoke in the audio, it was a demon not a dragon - this makes way more sense :P

The Dickhead Fish

music by bensound.com


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  • MadWithLust on 2018-04-29 14:38:12 (UTC) (edited)

    This was so fresh and fun and educational! What a great idea for a game show! Sex is always so dramatized and serious, but this really highlights the fun and spontaneity of talking about sex! I love how you ladies enjoy laughing and joking about it just like the guys do!

    P.S. The XXX-Philes is good but I was also thinking game shows..."The Sex is Right", "Let's Make a Sexy Deal", "Who Wants to be a Sexy Millionaire (Eve points only)". Or rhymes: "Jizz Quiz with Ms. Eve and Friends". Note: These sound like such bad cheesy porno titles! :P

    EDIT: Also, bonus points if you can tie in some fun facts into a future audio...like you with a godemiché at the Japanese Cock Festival!

  • Vermouth1991 on 2018-04-28 18:38:25 (UTC)

    OMG I can't wait to get off shift so I can listen to this. 😱

    (By the way the format reminds me of a thing I heard on GWA, it was a spelling bee, except every female contestent has a Vibrator down their panties, and for every wrong answer the Vibe gets turned on a notch higher, and whoever succumbs to orgasm gets taken out of the game. ☺️)

  • billymacorbuddy on 2018-04-28 16:36:23 (UTC)

    That was hilarious! You two really played well off of each other. Can't wait for the next episode! :D

  • WeThePhenomenal on 2018-04-28 05:53:31 (UTC)

    Soon as the puns hit and the Cockney accent happened I knew this would be good. This was just a lot of fun to listen to! Educational too, sex ed the right way :P It was made even better with how much you guys just clicked and played off each other! I feel better about being a history nerd too, knew about the Herma statues as soon as I heard the question come up :) I also have noticed that a big percentage of audio ladies are Canadian. Makes me think, should I hop up north and start to mingle? hahaha (Maybe it's something in the Timbits! GASP)

  • joetinla on 2018-04-27 03:50:35 (UTC)

    This was great, just listening to the both of you having so much fun with this series put a big smile on my face, I'm looking forward to the next episode.👍

  • Darx on 2018-04-27 03:26:17 (UTC)

    Wait, guys don't normally name their balls? I have... they're Ping and Pong.

  • Matthew on 2018-04-26 20:34:06 (UTC) (edited)

    Eve ......I thoroughly enjoyed this one it was so funny "what an education, Can't wait for the next one. For future topics what about Breasts (boobs), when are you going to the penis festival in Japan ha ha ha 👌

    I like the way you speak because you say what you think, in other words you speak your mind " you’re are like a breath of fresh air" Thanks Eve... 😃😃😃

  • MSA on 2018-04-26 12:14:12 (UTC)

    Now that's a game show. Would love to have more of these. Thank you

  • Jandrusel on 2018-04-26 09:44:56 (UTC)

    You're on a roll, Eve! How do you come up with these ideas? I would love to hear more episodes with other guests if that means you're going to have lots of fun. Like on this one :D

  • Dezro125 on 2018-04-26 07:50:35 (UTC)

    This was hilarious, sounded like you guys had a blast. The whole points thing reminds me of Whose Line, can't think of a title but a tagline could be something like "The fucking facts are real and the points don't matter." Can't wait to see who you'll bring on next.

  • SamuelXD on 2018-04-26 06:11:57 (UTC)

    I think an interesting topic would be about sex toys. Like, when did the earliest sex toy existed?

  • Satan666 on 2018-04-26 02:13:07 (UTC)

    How do you ejaculate with a flaccid penis? That seems impossible. Is there anyway to do it? Is it through the prostate or hypno or something?