Oh Mr. Darcy! Pride and Prejudice and Sex!

17:39 special audio Jan 29, 2018 20 comments 19237 3199

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Pride and Prejudice is one of my favourite novels, I just love the tension and underlying passion between Lizzie Bennet and the proud, taciturn Mr. Darcy. So naturally, I thought I'd expand the story a little, and have some fun with what might have happened after the couple became engaged...

British accent. Genteel manners. A riotous fuck on the couch! Now that's literature!


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  • DanteDevil on 2018-02-02 02:35:51 (UTC)

    Amazing once again I’m simply stunned by the quality of these wonderful pieces of art, by the way what’s the most unique audio you’ve done

    • A Eve on 2018-02-02 12:52:57 (UTC)

      Thank you, I really appreciate it! I've done quite a few unusual audios, I would say my A.I E.V.E series is probably the most unusual for erotic audio. And the writer I worked with on this series has written a new episode I'll be recording soon :P

  • ShadowMoon on 2018-01-31 12:45:49 (UTC)

    It appears you have me at a bit of a loss, Madam. I must admit to you that my knowledge of Miss Austen and her works is lacking to the point that some would call criminal. I do apologize. That said, after hearing such excellent prose on your behalf, I am inspired to discover what events transpired to create such a romantic rompdezvous. 😊

    Your accent was in good form, and I dare say that this is the most well thought out and executed of your erotic escapades. There is such beauty in your diction laced with underlying glee telling me you thoroughly enjoyed yourself. I am most glad as that is my deepest wish for all who create. The lines that were my favorite were "wet my petals" and "taste the morning dew". Such sweetness was enough to illicit a tear from my eye. I shall not fear to say that I am also partial to the word "fuck" and the phrase "fuck my cunt" as I find nothing so arousing should be considered dirty. Indeed, the term "dirty talk" is only dirty unto itself. Shall we rename it? How about dulcet talk? Dulcet talk it is, and it shall be spoken loudly and freely within my house as will such acts that embody them! We shan't be disturbed as I do not keep servants. I'm quite capable of ruffling my own shirts. 😜

    You never cease to amaze, Madam, and you continue to discover new avenues by which to be entertained, enlightened, and erotically stimulated. There is so much laughter, and lust, and love in this sensational satire to fill a score of novellas. I and my cock rise to give you a standing ovation. I shall endeavor to familiarize myself with Miss Austen so that the next encounter I have with this piece, I shall be able to take my fill of the pleasures you have hidden within. 😏

    Good health and good day to you, Lady Lizzieve. 😘

    • A Eve on 2018-02-01 14:50:24 (UTC)

      haha Lizzieve, I love it! And dulcet talk I agree is a wonderful substitute. I also love "rompdezvous" xox

  • Outlaw on 2018-01-31 02:05:26 (UTC)

    I found this one surprisingly visual, well done!

    • A Eve on 2018-02-01 14:47:30 (UTC)

      I'm glad, I try to paint visual pictures with these audios, I'm glad it worked :P

  • JohnLast on 2018-01-30 20:16:05 (UTC) (edited)

    Your "historical" audios are especially great :)

    • A Eve on 2018-02-01 14:47:08 (UTC)

      Thank you! xox

  • Georgio36 on 2018-01-30 14:01:10 (UTC)

    & the adult Eraudic audio for best female roleplay character goes to.... Eve's Garden! 😄 🏆. Lol but seriously this was soo hot Empress. I just adore british women accents( well foreign women accents in general. ) Your british accent is so divine & spot on to hear. Your voice in this audio actually reminds me of the female street fighter v video game character Cammy. If you can, go look it up on YouTube. Im not lying, your voice was so close to that character. I love when you do role plays like this. Your creativity always surprises me. So basically a rigorous fuck & insatiable passion brought these two together in this story huh? I would love a part 2 some day or just another sex/sweet nothings kinda audio with your British accent if its not too troubling for you to do madam. Job well done & hearing your voice when i wake up the morning makes it even better. Now this is my kinda literature too! The book of Eve! Have a lovely day 🍀💫

    • A Eve on 2018-02-01 14:46:59 (UTC)

      haha thanks Geo! I'll do a Sweet Nothings with my British accent, that would be fun :P

  • CharlieRomeoLima on 2018-01-30 07:18:52 (UTC)

    I love your accented audios, they're always such fun(ny) listens! 😃 Listening to this with my hot tea and a generous slice of tiramisu, I felt seemingly transported to an adjoining salon and was unwittingly privy to overhearing these libidinous, amorous proceedings upon the divan. Of course, it almost goes without saying that I can be, like any upstanding member of genteel society, properly discreet. 🤫😏

    Long ago for my grade nine A.P. English class I chose to read and write an assignment for Pride and Prejudice. My recollection of this classic is regretfully dim after the passage of a couple decades and rereading will be like experiencing the story anew, but when I do I'll have this delectable episode to enrich the fullness of the tale. Indeed, in my mind, I shall consider it a canon tryst between our favourite Regency protagonists! I believe Jane Austen would be ostensibly scandalized as propriety demands, but inwardly rather proud indeed! 👏

    P.S. Last year I found this free public domain ebook and had saved it to my bookmarks. Quite a voluminous read, it's an anonymous man's 'erotic memoirs' chronicling his sexual development and experiences with the various women throughout his life; a rare and frank discussion of matters pertaining to sexuality and also prostitution in Victorian London.

    • A Eve on 2018-02-01 14:46:15 (UTC)

      That sounds really interesting, I'll give that a go, thanks! And I'm glad you consider this canon, I thought Jane might be far too scandalized :P

  • SamuelXD on 2018-01-30 06:00:09 (UTC)

    Well, this is new!!! Your British accent is pretty sexy. However, the Sociologist/Anthropologist in me (yup, double major 😉) found the beginning too real for me: upon marriage, woman belongs to man, now considered as property, making marriage a type of social/economic contract, woman as a "second sex" (Thanks Simone de Beauvoir). You get the just.

    But, I did found Lizzie's assertiveness to be a turn on. I personally think it's sexy that woman know what they want and not afraid to get it, yet still be humble or elegant about it. I didn't know the 19th century got down like that 😂 . It was pretty funny, but still hot 😍, which means I may have to buy the book... you know... for research 😉

    • A Eve on 2018-02-01 14:45:12 (UTC)

      haha yes, absolutely! It's a great read :D

  • JustinHull on 2018-01-30 04:37:12 (UTC)

    I responded to each statement with a British accent myself.

    • A Eve on 2018-02-01 14:44:39 (UTC)

      haha that's wonderful, my darling!

  • Perridor1 on 2018-01-30 03:56:16 (UTC)

    I have always loved classical literature(read it ever since I was 7 years old! Really!) But you just made me love it more and more. Beautifully done, milady! Beautifully done!

    • A Eve on 2018-02-01 14:44:27 (UTC)

      Thank you so much! xox

  • Quincy216 on 2018-01-30 03:32:06 (UTC)

    (formally LTTP216. I don't feel like I'm late to the party anymore. Although I still rep my city to the fullest lol)

    "Be a sport, my love. Throw me over on my tum tum would you?"...is a fantastic line!

    Though I don't remember seeing Elizabeth get that explicit, she never seemed too far away from it. Personally, I would have Loved to see Caroline's face as she walked in on the freshly engaged couple experimenting on each other in the drawing room. Freaking Priceless!

    This one was just sexy fun. Straight up and down. I loved how you brought elements from their previous encounters into the narrative. Your Lizzie has all the attitude of Austen's but yours is quite a bit sassier and a hell of a lot more daring. I would submit that after all this discovery, the divan has been utterly destroyed. At the very least it's gonna need a good cleaning.

    Thanks for this. Wonderful accent. Great work as always Ms Eve.

    • A Eve on 2018-02-01 14:44:14 (UTC)

      Hey Q! I'm so glad you enjoyed this - and yes, I'd love to see Miss Bingley's chagrin :P