Cock Worship: You'll Always Be My Royal Baby, Wills

12:44 humour Apr 24, 2018 7 comments 11981 3668

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In honour of the royal birth...and now for something completely different :P


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  • MadWithLust on 2018-05-02 23:05:05 (UTC)

    I'm never going to look at the royal family the same way again! Especially not the Duchess! Hilarious and yet so very titillating! There are some things here that I believe are totally accurate and a lot of things that I wish are totally accurate!

    And long live Kanye! I don't care what the real name is, from now on, it'll always be Kanye in my mind...

    • A Eve on 2018-05-03 08:14:07 (UTC)

      haha I like it so much better than Louis :P

  • CharlieRomeoLima on 2018-04-29 18:19:08 (UTC)

    Bloody brilliant work Eve! I love all the ways this humorous episode departs from all consideration of Royal Protocol, and the PR people are going to have their work cut out for them if they want to keep this 'candid media release' from falling into the hands of the penny-dreadfuls. As a Commonwealth citizen I do with the utmost solemnity give my felicitations to the birth of Prince Kanye, first of his name, long may he live! 🤣

  • Satan666 on 2018-04-25 07:08:14 (UTC)

    This has nothing to do with the post, but I feel this needs to said after I read your April 23rd tweet about "haters." I don't say this as an insult in the slightest, but a simple subjective observation... I think you're a little too over-sensitive. And what I mean by that is you seem to have a hard time taking dissent or criticism. Now I'm not saying you probably don't get some really fucked up comments, (don't know where exactly because they're not on here or Reddit) EVERYONE does, but that's just the law of the land. The internet is the wild west, you fire back or ignore them and personally, I wouldn't have it any other way. Regardless, my criticism is you seem to this issuing separating criticism and hate. For example, look at our last two comments in our conversation on the "cunt" post.

  • Matthew on 2018-04-25 06:39:22 (UTC)

    Very funny I like the accent I is this what the royals do behind closed doors 😃😃👍👍

  • Perridor1 on 2018-04-25 04:37:29 (UTC)

    She said HEAD of State!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • SamuelXD on 2018-04-25 03:55:59 (UTC)

    Sooo, this is how the royal family consummates their marriage.... The more you know 😉 Plus, I have a feeling this was sooo improvised because you had way too much recording this 😂