WSEX: Episode 3 - Listener Question Night (fucking the new intern) part 3/

32:22 mock radio show Dec 03, 2017 29 comments 13515 1543

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This is a completely off the cuff, unscripted, totally improv-ed episode of Sex Talk with Eve on WSEX - Your Station for Masturbation. I got the idea for this and just ran with it, I think it turned out pretty well :P

It’s listener questions night on Sex Talk with Eve, and my regular producer Kelly is off sick (I think she’s really just found a new man). Filling in for her is my new intern, a delicious young man from the local college’s Radio Journalism program. While he’s not very adept at the controls, he certainly knows how to push my buttons…

So sit back and hear me answer a question from Big Jim 69 about what it’s like for a woman when she’s turned on…when she’s licked…when she’s fucked…with some help from my new intern producer, of course…


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  • joetinla1967 on 2017-12-09 17:47:14 (UTC)

    As much as I'm on the road I really need to figure out how to get WSEX on my rolling office radio.

    • A Eve on 2017-12-09 21:10:01 (UTC)

      hahaha I think I need to get hold of the Sirius people - they're still around, aren't they?

      • joetinla1967 on 2017-12-10 11:24:13 (UTC)

        Oh yeah there still around and I'll be right there in line to subscribe.📻💞

        • A Eve on 2017-12-12 21:27:06 (UTC)

          awesome! 😘

  • MSA on 2017-12-04 22:06:31 (UTC)

    Hello Eve. I would like to apologize for my previous comment that I made. It was inappropriate and I should not have never said that. I hope that this does not prevent you from doing more stuff because I really do love your work. I hope that you can forgive me for my comment and that you continue to do what you best. Again I sincerely apologize for my comment. Thank you and keep up the great work that you do.

    • A Eve on 2017-12-05 13:01:43 (UTC)

      Thanks MSA, I appreciate it 💋

  • Georgio36 on 2017-12-04 16:03:27 (UTC)

    Haha ohh Eve this made my heart flutter 😄. I wish i was that producer lol! That just how good you did on this. You make sex sound like a eraudigasmic out of body experience. Umm Kelly, better be careful with this "sickness" she has or whatever her excuse is; cuz she has some competition. OMG i love how you made sex sound here with the desk moving & skin slapping sounds. It made it seem so much more real to me. Please if you can, try to include those sounds more in your audios. Hope you have a lovely day Empress. I may need to go look up some tags with those sounds lol. You're the best & yes my hands are shaking as i type this 🍀

    • A Eve on 2017-12-04 19:31:17 (UTC)

      haha I will try to add more of them in future audios. This one just sort of came together - no pun intended :P

    • CharlieRomeoLima on 2017-12-04 17:42:56 (UTC)

      Eraudigasmic - I like that! I think I may just borrow that word for a future comment or two! I hope you've a great week ahead of you Geo! 🌈🌞

      • Georgio36 on 2017-12-04 19:04:21 (UTC)

        @Charlie feel free to use that pal 😄. Hope you been doing well & have a great week ahead of you ok 🌠

  • SamuelXD on 2017-12-04 05:32:17 (UTC) (edited)

    For some reason, this reminds me of a porno with the same kind of premise that would show on Fridays and Saturdays at midnight back when there was cable. 🤔

  • CharlieRomeoLima on 2017-12-03 17:58:01 (UTC)

    (In a winded, hoarse voice) Hello? Pant Hello is this wheeze thing on? Got a line huff through puff after fourteen minutes, their switchboard must be all lit up like audible swallow like a Christmas tree tonite...

    Fuck, sorry I sound like I just ran round the block there, but wasn't that just the sexiest gosh-darned interactive hold message I have ever had the pleasure of being subjected to! Anyway, I wanted to start off by saying that that segment was HOT, no not just hot but SIZZLING - hope you had some CRTC-compliant fire extinguishers on hot standby!

    Ms. Eve, I know you must've had a lot of calls already so I'll skip over the common questions and get right to something more obscure yet still relevant to this evening's sex talk. I had a burning question about an AMAZING factoid you threw out to your audience, you know the one about the clitoris having THOUSANDS more nerve endings than the head of the cock? That piqued my interest so I looked it up and the most commonly cited figure I encountered was 8000(!) compared to the 4000(!) on the head of the cock!

    My question's about the male number - being the uniquely qualified sexpert that you are, I wanted to know your thoughts on whether that number was derived from an intact or circumcised man? I think that counting the foreskin and that sensitive underside part I'm sure you've explored a lot during cock worship (the frenelum) it probably raises the nerve ending count to match that of the clit but I could be wrong. Whatever the number, I'm still gobsmacked by the sheer density packed into that little nub of the female pleasure centre! Thanks for sharing these things with your listeners - thinking retrospectively to my highschool sex ed classes being devoid of trivia gems like this I think it was a missed opportunity to engage students better!

    And thank you again for being consistently loud and proud about how there's nothing wrong with consensual sex! I heard the CBSC's been giving WSEX some censorship grief because of the complaints of some uber-conservative squares who should've just turned the knob on their radio, but I want you to know I fully support your mission here and that I'm looking forward to future segments! Peace out and stay sexy!

    • A Eve on 2017-12-04 19:33:17 (UTC)

      I honestly don't know if they're referring to intact males or not, I suspect they're not. The clitoris has long been known to be vastly more nerve rich than the glans penis (just to get technical), and I've never heard anything about circumcision in males making a difference.

      And yes, I'd love to be included in some high school sex ed classes! I think I could do some good :P

      • Vermouth1991 on 2017-12-06 02:56:57 (UTC)

        Well there's definitely a rich portion of nerve endings lost from a circumcision, the only question is how much; not to mention the loss of foreskin also brings about lubrication and mechanics problems with the penis re: thrusting because an un-circumcised penis could have its own sheath when inside an orifice instead of being just one solid thing and requiring lots of extra lube.

        • A Eve on 2017-12-07 20:43:47 (UTC) (edited)

          Yes, that makes a lot of sense.

          I read once that people in middle eastern societies, ie in places with a lot of sand, circumcised their sons because irritation from sand grains getting under the foreskin could actually lead to penile cancer. I don't know if this is true, but considering that two of the major religions that insist on circumcision are from that area of the world, it may be true.

      • CharlieRomeoLima on 2017-12-04 22:49:02 (UTC)

        📞Thanks for responding to my question from last night, WSEX!📞

        If your words could spare youths years' worth of unnecessary angst about their bodies and sex, then I say that you most definitely will do a world of good.

        • A Eve on 2017-12-05 13:02:14 (UTC)

          Our lines are always open! :P

  • MSA on 2017-12-03 17:12:52 (UTC)

    Wow! Eve your mouth needs to be deepthroated all the time. You are indeed an amazing slut. Keep up the good work.

    • Georgio36 on 2017-12-04 15:20:33 (UTC) (edited)

      Not to rude or anything; but Eve is not a slut. At least i don't see her that way. Yes she does sensual things on audios but that's not all she is. I don't know what her view is on calling her that word but to me she's more of a goddess or Empress but not a slut.

      • A Eve on 2017-12-04 19:30:35 (UTC)

        Thanks Geo - see my comments below

      • CharlieRomeoLima on 2017-12-04 17:38:45 (UTC)

        This would be a great (and complicated!) topic for discourse. The word 'slut' is of course seen as an incredibly misogynistic slur by most people in our society because of its modern negative connotations with female promiscuity and the double-standard policing of female sexuality. A word used to similar negative effect (at least in North America - thanks to Eve I know people in Scotland use it far more casually) is 'cunt'. There is definite potency in these words, which is the source of their 'shock value' when wielding them with the intent to verbally assault. In Canadian cities like Toronto and Vancouver, there have been #SlutWalks in which feminists have reclaimed the word in a subversive way to protest against sexual violence, slut-shaming, and victim-blaming.

        We encounter words like 'cunt' or 'cumslut' in Eve's audios because (Eve, please correct me if I'm at all inaccurate about this!) she is seizing upon the power of the word 'slut' and redirecting it to describe something incredibly positive: a woman who places such love and trust in her chosen man (chosen is stressed because as an equal to men she has full agency) she is not at all afraid to submit to his natural dominance. And I believe I remember reading once on Eve's subreddit that she sees the etymological origin of the word 'slut' as being less offensive, and rather more neutral, something akin to 'scullery maid'.

        I think that's how MSA meant it when he used the word 'slut'. 🙂

        • A Eve on 2017-12-04 19:29:21 (UTC)

          I've had a lot of discussions with people about the use of slut, and I definitely understand both sides of the debate.

          What it comes down to for me, is that I'm the only one who can call me a slut. I know what I mean by it, I know what I'm claiming, I know the context. I am never trying to demean myself. Since I can't know if this is the intention behind someone else calling me a slut, I don't like it and prefer others not call me that.

          • Georgio36 on 2017-12-04 21:59:03 (UTC)

            Thanks Eve for explaining it to me cuz i definitely was thinking the wrong thing when i saw that word. I do know you use it in a positive fashion in these audios & i have no problem with that 😊. I just don't want see a man call you a Slut & that's what i meant in my previous comment. Now knowing this, im thinking/hoping that MSA was playing along with the audio when he said that but even then i didn't feel it was necessary to include the slut word. That's all Eve

          • CharlieRomeoLima on 2017-12-04 20:28:35 (UTC)

            Thank you for making your position clear on this, Eve. You're right, especially so considering that this is the Internet. Personally I see the word as so fraught that I'd never feel comfortable using it myself, but I think I understand the context well enough when you use it in your own audios that I don't feel it breaks the positive flow and mood of the fantasy when I hear it.

            Besides, if my mother ever heard me say anything remotely like this growing up, she would've stuffed my potty mouth with not Lifebuoy, but a bright orange glycerin bar! :P

            • A Eve on 2017-12-05 13:03:00 (UTC)

              haha it has a piquant after-dinner flavour...

        • Georgio36 on 2017-12-04 19:10:39 (UTC) (edited)

          Ok Charlie you have a point there, but i guess it's ok to use that word in terms of sexual passion. But to me, it still feels wrong or don't sound right to call a woman that. It must be how i raised & how i have seen that word used negatively in movies & in real life against women. I just thought him calling Eve that just odd but hey to each their own. I won't be calling her that because it feels wrong (to me) you know. Not trying to cause a big drama cloud lol either.

          • CharlieRomeoLima on 2017-12-04 19:45:23 (UTC) (edited)

            Haha, I know you're not, Geo. For the record, I don't go around using it in my vocab either. Attempts to rehabilitate the word are very recent and not without a lot of controversy, and I'm not sure they will be ultimately successful given that perhaps 99 times out of 100 it continues to be used as a cruel insult.

          • A Eve on 2017-12-04 19:30:18 (UTC)

            Thanks for your thoughts Geo - as I said, I don't allow others to call me a slut. It's a very personal decision and I believe it's something only I can do.

            • Georgio36 on 2017-12-04 22:01:54 (UTC)

              Yes indeed & you're welcome Eve 😊. I only brought it up cuz i care & respect you as a talent & as a woman. I appreciate you clearing this up cuz it's always good to talk about things we don't understand. This audio was still the bee's knees lol 🌷. I truly love this community too