Rouge One: Another Star Wars Story

21:31 Sci-Fi Feb 26, 2017 16 comments 27178 2506

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I can always count on /u/homersoc_ to deliver amazing sci-fi and Star Wars themed audios, and this script was no exception.

A Jedi? In a bordello? Well, it's for the Alliance after all...


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  • MadWithLust on 2017-03-31 11:02:08 (UTC)

    The force is strong with this one! I loved it! It was such an interesting situation and then it got all sexy! Those Jedi boob tricks and Force strokes...oh the sexy possibilities! And then the cumpassion! I think there needs to be a sequel where she follows Anakin's way of thinking : "Compassion, which I would define as unconditional love, is essential to a Jedi's life. So you might say, that we are encouraged to love..." :D

    P.S. I don't know how you made it through all the tongue-in-cheek lines without laughing!

    P.P.S. Great sound effects too!!!

    • A Eve on 2017-04-01 00:37:50 (UTC)

      haha I like your style. Yes, I'm going to interpret the Jedi code as encouraging us to love :P

  • CharlieRomeoLima on 2017-03-30 13:11:11 (UTC) (edited)

    I sense that you have struggled long to maintain this serenity of yours. As if it were a stricture upon your very spirit, keeping you from feeling truly alive. Your eyes betray that this is indeed true. Then allow me to open them to an alternative philosophy, one I uncovered long ago during one my excavations of an old ruin on the dead world of Korriban. It has served me well in life:

    Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
    Through passion, I gain strength.
    Through strength, I gain power.
    Through power, I gain victory.
    Through victory, my chains are broken.
    The Force shall free me.

    I actually haven't watched Rogue One yet. So I was waiting before listening to this. After listening to the Clone's Whore though I couldn't really wait any longer, and I'm glad I didn't. Between homersoc_'s writing and your skills as an audio artiste, this is a top notch performance indeed! I'd nominate it for the Hugo Award's Best Work in Alternative Media category. The binaural Force sfx were great too. Interesting parallel there with binaural sounds being very related to the power of suggestion and hypnosis - like the closest thing we have to Jedi mind tricks. :)

    Whew, this was hot. Please excuse me while I withdraw to take a nice long drag on a death stick outside. And worry not...I intend to be a repeat customer to this bordello, after all this galactic civil war nonsense is over.

    • A Eve on 2017-03-30 19:36:39 (UTC)

      Well thank you! Alternative Media, I like that very much. But seriously, you haven't seen Rogue One? What???

      • CharlieRomeoLima on 2017-03-30 23:41:03 (UTC) (edited)

        Heh, I guess I wasn't ready to overwrite in my headcanon the original story of how the Death Star plans were originally stolen by Kyle Katarn and Rianna Saren on the planet Danuta. In the late-nineties I played this Lucas Arts computer game called Dark Forces as Katarn and as him, I stole the Death Star plans! So a bit nostalgic I guess. And because he could draw from both light and dark sides of the Force, and had a conflicted gray morality, he was like Star Wars' own Chuck Norris =P.

        But the DVD comes out on April 4, so I won't have to wait much longer to check out Rogue One.

        P.S. If you were wondering about the "Peace is a lie..." bit, it is the Sith's dark mirror to the more famous Jedi Code. :)

        • A Eve on 2017-03-31 10:43:53 (UTC)

          Years ago I came up with the idea for a 'sequel' featuring Han and Leia's daughter, who wanted to become a Jedi. So we'll see what happens... :P

  • goldtoad on 2017-03-02 03:06:03 (UTC) (edited)

    SIGN ME UP!!!! Rouge One needs to be Rouge Infinity!
    This is the BEST I have heard or seen. Very real, very erotic. I'm old enough that I have occasional ED and this was NOT one of those occasions. I would say, "May the Force be with you!", but it's obvious Rouge One is the Force! Very nice work.

    • A Eve on 2017-03-02 17:52:01 (UTC)

      Thank you very much, I'm glad it worked so well for you 😘

  • Durgarnkuld on 2017-02-28 18:19:15 (UTC)

    I just love your take on those kind of fanfiction. Nice spice

    • A Eve on 2017-03-02 17:52:14 (UTC)

      Thank you 💋

      • Durgarnkuld on 2017-03-02 15:06:32 (UTC)

        Spice it up!

    • A Eve on 2017-02-27 22:13:10 (UTC)

      haha you're most welcome sunshine ❤️

  • Georgio36 on 2017-02-27 06:33:35 (UTC) (edited)

    Wow! A Jedi in a steamy intimate encounter with an alliance member? Lol 😄. Eve you deserve an erotica vocal performance of the year award for this 🏆. "What do you have to say to your fans miss eve?" Lol. But in all seriousness; there's nothing you can't do it seems in the world sexy audio. I kinda like the idea of being the male hero who gets to be with & pleasure one of the most ravishing, talented, resilient woman in space . Great job on this & a big shout out to the person who made the scrip. Very talented person! Hopefully we can hear some based off our favorite sitcoms or cartoons lol

    • A Eve on 2017-02-27 22:13:49 (UTC)

      haha oh dear, I can imagine that becoming a can of worms quite quickly :P But I'm glad you liked it ❤️

  • TheEnchanter1 on 2017-02-27 03:34:03 (UTC)

    Eve, I dunno how you manage to fulfill so many of fantasies that I never knew I had. Thanks and may da shwartz be with you!

    • A Eve on 2017-02-27 22:14:46 (UTC)

      haha thank you, I should have made this a Spaceballs audios ❤️