Ain't Too Proud to Beg...

18:30 begging Jun 11, 2017 49 comments 21469 3232

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I know that for some men, the idea of their woman absolutely begging to be fucked is such an incredible turn-on. To me it's not about a power struggle or anything sinister, it's just a chance for a woman to revel in her own horniness and show her man just how much she lusts for him, all at the same time...

EDIT - Oh okay, here's the link that I had originally included but which Late to the Party said was so funny it was a boner killer (I agree!)

A little context - Flight of the Conchords are my all time favourite musical act, they are my bawdy, sexy, funny, spiritual soul brothers. When I was improv-ing this audio, I made reference to my man taking off his shirt, pants and shoes, and I didn't mention taking off the socks. And when I heard it back it made me think of Jemaine's line in this song "and you know when I'm down to just my socks what time it is...it's business time (that's why they call them business socks).

So it does kind of spoil the mood, which is why I took it down originally. But there you go - enjoy!


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  • Murtaugh83 on 2017-06-16 01:00:30 (UTC)

    Eve, If I heard this message driving either the car chases from either Bullitt or The French Connection would have ensued and never mind the room key! So wild horses would not have stopped me, as Edwin Starr sang on 25 Miles- "I am so tired but I just can't lose my stride."

    • A Eve on 2017-06-17 13:23:54 (UTC)

      haha Bullitt! love it!

    • LeaDavenport1968 on 2017-06-16 07:21:45 (UTC)

      I'm with you Murtagh, wild horses and all that! Felt kind of sorry for you there Eve, you so needed help! 🇬🇧

      • A Eve on 2017-06-17 13:24:07 (UTC)

        haha I was pretty needy alright!

  • LTTP216 on 2017-06-14 21:35:15 (UTC)

    So yeah....That was amazing.

    Business socks. Business socks indeed Ms Eve.

    • A Eve on 2017-06-14 23:08:27 (UTC)

      haha :P

      Thank you 💋

  • FRANPETER on 2017-06-13 23:49:26 (UTC)

    Hello Miss EVE, I am a very big fan of your audio, I think that audio is working perfectly with your voice, bravo to make us dream Miss EVE, and still a big thank you !!!!!! Great kisses from France 💋🇫🇷💋I LOVE YOU

    • A Eve on 2017-06-14 19:42:56 (UTC)

      Je vous en prie, mon cher 💋

  • joetinla1967 on 2017-06-12 18:04:54 (UTC)

    Wow Miss Eve, I'll say this you wouldn't have to beg to long, I would've been running red lights and breaking down doors to get to you, but that's just me. Thank you this was extremely "HOT". 🔥

    • A Eve on 2017-06-14 19:43:12 (UTC)

      haha glad you enjoyed it!

  • LTTP216 on 2017-06-12 11:21:22 (UTC) (edited)

    OK. Now I feel bad. I certainly didn't mean to cause any hub bub. or make anyone feel bad. I had a wonderfully confusing moment yesterday. Emphasis on "wonderful". It was like falling out of bed and finding yourself on a roller coaster. When the ride was over and we got back to the station, I was all giggles and butterflies. I wrote my post in that head space because I wanted to convey the authenticity of my experience. It wasn't a criticism by any means and I didn't mean to come off as overly hyper or disrespectful. If I failed with that, I apologize sincerely.

    P.S. Billy - I'm not a computer genius but I believe this is the clip that started all this.

    • billymacorbuddy on 2017-06-12 21:09:59 (UTC)

      No need to apologize. I was just clueless as to what was going on. Having not seen the link or any explanation, I had no context, so the whole thing seemed odd to me. I just wanted to be in on the joke. 😀

      For future reference, is Q what you go by?

      • LTTP216 on 2017-06-12 21:38:18 (UTC)

        Thanks Billy. This seems to be a pretty tight knit community. It's one of the only sites (of any kind) where the comments are honest, yet still positive and encouraging. In addition to Ms Eve's extraordinary work, the comments told me that good people come here to share. I just didn't want to offend.

        And yes sir, Quincy, Quin, or just plain Q will work.

        • A Eve on 2017-06-14 19:43:24 (UTC)

          Q...I like that.

    • CharlieRomeoLima on 2017-06-12 12:04:15 (UTC) (edited)

      Hey Q, you can make link text like this [text u want ppl to see](URL link).

      I figured your intended tone just got lost while translating into text, but as far as I'm concerned, no worries. Besides, extracting a rusty transmission for an ingrate sounds like a sentence of hard labour!

      Saw the link - these Flight of the Conchords guys sorta remind me of Lonely Island of Jizz in My Pants infamy.

      • LTTP216 on 2017-06-12 14:30:38 (UTC)

        Hey Charlie, Thanks for the understanding man. I'm new here and relatively new to 'comment culture' as a whole. I do my best, online or irl, to communicate with respect and humility always. That's how mama raised me. So the mere suggestion that I may have missed the mark in that regard was completely unacceptable.

        I tried the link thing and I think I'm doing something wrong. All good tho. Thanks for the help either way. Much appreciated.

        And I love Lonely Island. Absolutely my kind of weird. Jizz in my pants is classic. It has a Pet Shop Boys - "West End Girls" feel to it. But are you hip to "Diaper Money". If not, check it out. It's not smooth R&B-ish, it's definitely more crunk juice hip hop (not sure if you're into that sort of thing) but it's worth it.

        • Georgio36 on 2017-06-12 18:44:24 (UTC) (edited)

          It's ok LTTP216 😊, i think all of this was just a big misunderstanding. That can easily happen online especially with non verbal communication. I think with that link being here; it probably threw everything off track from our real purpose here & that is this amazing audio Eve made. I am so sorry if you felt bad about this cuz it's not a big deal at all. I hope & want you to feel comfortable/welcomed on this site & in this particular community which i know takes time to get used to. If you somehow see this comment; i wish you great days ahead 🌟

        • A Eve on 2017-06-12 15:01:27 (UTC)

          Don't worry about it (I fixed the link for you too). I absolutely loved Jizz in my Pants :P

          • CharlieRomeoLima on 2017-06-12 23:19:07 (UTC) (edited)

            I actually saw the clip before it was taken down, so thanks for introducing those of us in the dark to this piece of pop culture, and while it might wreck the mood to some, nothing revives a lost boner quite so effectively as an erotic Eve audio! That reference to the socks was so subtle I think it frankly would've flown right over my head even had I been a fan of FOTC. You know what science says about horniness and men's IQ. :P

            • A Eve on 2017-06-14 19:44:07 (UTC)

              hahaha I guess I'm just a stickler for details. And a huge FOTC fan, so sometimes the images just flood in unbidden :P

          • billymacorbuddy on 2017-06-12 21:14:08 (UTC)

            For the record Eve, nothing coming from you could be a boner killer. ...maybe your Jason Statham voice, but that's it. :P

            • A Eve on 2017-06-14 19:44:25 (UTC)

              hahaha oh dear

            • CharlieRomeoLima on 2017-06-14 19:34:16 (UTC)

              If you get Tatter Jack's Born Yesterday audiobook on Audible, you'll hear Eve do a voice that probably outdoes Jason Statham in unsexiness. 😂

              • A Eve on 2017-06-14 19:44:38 (UTC)

                HAHAHA! Don't say that! Which one???

                • CharlieRomeoLima on 2017-06-14 20:08:53 (UTC)

                  I'm only into the second chapter, but if you wanna know, it's our good old Scottish blacksmith friend Whelan. :P

                  • A Eve on 2017-06-14 20:26:32 (UTC)

                    Well thank God, he's what I hoped you'd say. He's a crusty Scotsman who's about a thousand years old, I hope like hell he isn't sexy :P

          • LTTP216 on 2017-06-12 15:14:40 (UTC)

            Thanks for your understanding, and the link, as well Ms Eve.

            • A Eve on 2017-06-14 19:44:46 (UTC)

              You're very welcome!

  • billymacorbuddy on 2017-06-12 10:14:42 (UTC)

    Wow Eve! You really hit some high notes on this one. Good thing I was wearing headphones. With every window in the house open the neighbors would have gotten quite a treat. :D

    And now, I'd like to humbly suggest that you repost whatever link you originally had posted. I'm not sure what all the hubbub was about, but now I want to know more than ever! Please Eve. Please! I'm begging you!

    • A Eve on 2017-06-14 19:45:04 (UTC)

      haha as much as I like begging....

  • Jeffsortairish on 2017-06-12 06:02:59 (UTC)

    So hot. Such vivid desire, and a sense of poignancy beneath it, of wanting to make the most of a blessed opportunity. For me, it would take but a few words to turn around - unless I was trying to make a flight that was all I could afford, or something, and even then, who knows! She wouldn't even have to beg. To feel the mutual passion would be wonderful enough :)

    • A Eve on 2017-06-14 19:45:30 (UTC)

      haha I'll spring for your flight just get your ass back here now!!!!

      • Jeffsortairish on 2017-06-14 20:51:10 (UTC)

        Yes ma'am... trying to look serious, as I walk back into the lobby for a key, and feeling like I couldn't wipe a giddy smile off my face :D

        • A Eve on 2017-06-15 12:43:52 (UTC)

          haha and everyone at the front desk knows what's going on....

          • Jeffsortairish on 2017-06-15 20:30:08 (UTC)

            haha.. I can be pretty reserved but yes everyone knowing is a funny scene! I could drop a pun that "things are looking up" for me :P

            • A Eve on 2017-06-17 13:24:26 (UTC)

              haha :P

              • Jeffsortairish on 2017-06-18 11:19:10 (UTC)

                Well, I'll imagine that reservedness and pleated slacks got me through just fine. Then the question is: Do I come straight to the door and quietly let myself in? Or do I keep Eve waiting? While l see if the kitchen has a chocolate mousse. Spreadable and lickable goodness, there might be some possibilities there. Hmm, what to choose. After her flight solution, I'd say the least I can do is let her decide. Maybe a bunch more things, too :P

                Anyway, a little bit of Choose Your Own Adventure for you, after all the fun you've given us :)

                • A Eve on 2017-06-18 20:02:15 (UTC)

                  hahaha I like the way you think :P

  • CharlieRomeoLima on 2017-06-12 04:12:38 (UTC) (edited)

    Just cruising along, a bit lost in thought. "But damn, that was a fuck so hot it was mind-blowin'."

    Phone goes off, the message is received, and an anticipatory mental image is elicited in the mind's eye of the driver.

    "Oh yeahhh..... she so wants me so bad. No way in Hades I'm leavin' my baby hangin' like this!"

    And decisive manoeuvre is made!

    This was such an amazingly sexy audio with that delicious combination of unadulterated lust and raw, aching need, Eve, that I wanted to take the extra time to GIF up a happy ending for that lusty woman on the California king as a tribute. :)

    ADDENDUM: R.I.P. Adam West (1928-2017) 💐

    • A Eve on 2017-06-14 19:48:14 (UTC)

      Oh that whole thing was just brilliant Charlie! I love the Otto gif too, god that's one of my all time favourite sex scenes! Comment trophy for you! 🏆

      • CharlieRomeoLima on 2017-06-14 20:12:26 (UTC)

        YAAAY!!! Thanks Eve!

  • Georgio36 on 2017-06-12 03:56:48 (UTC)

    Eve you deserve a BIG 😘 & Hug for that wonderful performance. You know when i saw the title of this audio in your newsletter today; i immediately thought of that TLC song - I ain't too proud to beg lol. Have you heard that song before? It's great & it's kinda like a toned down version of this audio. But back to this audio, your orgasms just sound soo amazing to me. It's something i never get tired of hearing. I'll admit that it really makes me hard & orgasm like krazy when a woman is orgasming. I know it's weird but maybe your audios have me trained that way. At one point i thought you was crying because you needed it so bad. I wish you a great day 🌺 & i think imma listen to a sweet nothings tonight before i hear one of your steamy audios. I find that caring words put me in the mood for the sexual stuff.

    • A Eve on 2017-06-14 19:50:41 (UTC) (edited)

      haha actually the one I was thinking of was a Motown classic from 1966, by the Temptations.

      Here's the video of the original song

      • Georgio36 on 2017-06-15 04:06:39 (UTC)

        Ohh i didn't know that the temptations did one lol. I guess tlc just remixed it 😄. You hqve great taste in music Eve. Thanks for replying

        • A Eve on 2017-06-15 12:44:18 (UTC)

          Thank you! I love these classic songs, I hope they never get forgotten.

  • LTTP216 on 2017-06-11 23:07:34 (UTC)

    PLEASE.

    To anyone who has never seen Flight of the Conchords, please heed this dire warning----

    If you came here for some personal Business Time, DO NOT CLICK THE LINK FIRST.

    I repeat...If you came here this wonderful warm and sultry summer evening to engage in some much deserved personal Business Time...

    (because you've spent the whole damn weekend pulling the rusty transmission out of an even rustier dodge station wagon for your brother-n-law's stupid ungrateful friend, AND no one will be home for 2 more days so you're on your own pal)

    ....DO NOT watch the youtube clip first. I cannot stress that enough. The Scene:

    Long hot shower. Tall cold beer. Maybe get some work done on the computer tonight. But first, relax a little. So I came here. New audio and the tags look promising. She's done it again (respect).

    Hold on...what's this I ask myself. A link? Probably something sexy to set the mood I bet. Let's take a lil looksey, shall we....

    ...Fast forward 5 minutes, I'm dead. Dead from laughter. The beer is gone. The boner is gone. And I'm slumped back in this chair having laughed myself to death.

    After my resurrection I'm now lighting this signal flare to other would-be victims of this loving, yet deadly, comedic landmine. If the history of your work, Ms Eve, is any indication of the overall quality of this post, then I am certain it will not disappoint. However, after I hit 'add comment', I'm going to get tacos and watch American Dad reruns. because the mood has been hilariously obliterated.

    Umm...Thanks?

    Q.

    P.S. Where can I get that movie? It looks like my kind of weird.

    • Durgarnkuld on 2017-06-12 01:31:45 (UTC)

      What link? What is happening?!

    • A Eve on 2017-06-11 23:21:39 (UTC)

      Wow! Okay I removed the link! :p

      • LTTP216 on 2017-06-12 02:03:18 (UTC)

        Aww..no more link :-( It was an unexpected laugh riot for me. Hope I didn't ruin anything.

        Durgarnkuld it was hilarious. Flight of the Conchords - Business Time. Check it out if you get the chance.